Thursday, October 1, 2009

Moose NOT to Blame for 1996 PHS Loss to THS

Contrary to a pervasive campaign of deception, Moose was NOT to blame for the heart-breaking, gut-wrenching and oncogenic mutation-inducing 1996 loss to Timpview. A lot of slanderous fools have been throwing around smack like, "If only Chambers would have blocked Ifo better we would have won." Hello! Ifo Pili didn't even play for Timpview! He played at Mountain View morons! And besides we all know that Moose blocked Ifo. Heck, even D'Haenans did that.

In spite of obvious mistakes from other players (a roughing the punter penalty after a key defensive stop, a goal line fumble returned for a touchdown and CBs getting burned on a wide receiver pass) a conspiratorial cadre of imbeciles insists on attaching blame to the only player who even kept us in the game--Moose! (I guess that kick returner who would lay out kickoff coverage players while the ball rolled past him into the endzone deserves some credit too.) Earth to nattering nabobs: it was Moose who was demanding triple teams from the Wimpview O-line while you were too busy retrieving your red vines that you dropped under the bleachers while giving your loser friend a high five! Get real losers.

Anyway, I just want to make sure everyone knows that Moose played his heart out and if you're reading this, we appreciate you buddy. All true Bulldogs should be sending you checks at Christmas every year to show their true appreciation.

7 comments:

  1. Love the new look to the website.

    I'm not sure who "Moose" is, though. I've never heard you guys talk about him.

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  2. am the only one that HAS been sending checks every christmas?

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  3. We should count our blessings we did lose because we have all died in a celebratory mosh pit as the bleachers burned to the ground around us.

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  4. I love the antagonistic tone of this post. So SHOVE IT!

    Also, I don't blame Moose for that loss, I blame Wade Allen. HE roughed the punter, he shoulders the blame. CURSE YOU WADE ALLEN!

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  5. Whatever Gunn! Wade Allen may have roughed the punter but he was all heart!!!!! Stop dogging on the Bulldogs bro!

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  6. Actually I think Bryce Barnes who gets the blame. I'll rewatch the game film to confirm.

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  7. Don't you mean Kyle? Bryce was already graduated--don't be hatin' on Bryce dude.

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