Friday, October 2, 2009
Great one guys. I have now finally made it. All of the hours spent in the weight room and sleeping in a hyperbolic chamber for the last nine years have paid off. At least six people remember that there was once a guy from Provo High (Go Bulldogs 6-1) that is still out there somewhere playing football for a living. Yes, he may be slightly balding and 30 years old, but he's still somehow affiliated with a team. Holmes, this is what I get for not commenting enough on the Provonian, right? Jed, you are not the first one to impersonate me on Twitter. Just two weeks ago a teammate told me that I had been sending him messages on Twitter, to which I replied, "I'm not on Twitter." It took me a little time and a few phone calls with my lawyer, but I did have that account terminated, not because I felt my identity had been stolen, but because the impersonated messages were lame. Jed, I would have let your messages fly. We may have to work out a deal where you "tweet" for me on a regular basis. You guys made my day. See you all in December.
Posted by Kirk at 8:20 PM