Friday, October 9, 2009

Top 10 Things Most Likely To Happen To Moose

10. Beating Mr. T in a 100 yard Dash
9. Winning the Heisman
8. Sacking Peyton Manning
7. Eating a Hot Dog
6. Defending Small People
5. Being Called Moose
4. Dishing Out Posterizing Pancake Blocks
3. Being Named The Greatest Athlete Ever To Be Called Moose By ESPN and/or This Blog
2. Snapping Basketball Standards in Half (with his mind!)
1. Starting His Own Professional Catfish Noodling Service


  1. Preach on good brother, preach on!

  2. I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Welcome to the blog Etienne. Oh wait here's a link: