If I were born to Sarah Palin, my name would be Bullpen Cola Palin. Or so says the Palin name generator I found here.
For a healthy boost of patriotism, enter your name into the generator, and see how lucky you could have been. Please to share with the community.
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Flag Cobra, checking in.
ReplyDeleteTimber Challenger. I wonder how that thing works.
ReplyDeletewe got a nixon hellfire here at work. my brother is pick beef. i can't decide which is tougher.
ReplyDeleteWeaksauce Wetnapkin Palin. Did I get the right link?
ReplyDeleteMy first visit to your blog and I get re-named Mustache Warthog Palin. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteGamebird Kelp.
ReplyDeleteHow is Kelp American?
Gravel Blood Palin reporting for duty...I suddenly feel so tough...and I have this overwhelming desire to to eat red meat and go bowling some place with lots of cigarette smoke and big rigs parked out front and my bowling buddy's names are Snake Eyes and Iron Maiden.
ReplyDeleteDust Chinstrap signing in with Baretta Hockey and yes, Bullpen Cola.
ReplyDeleteWeaksauce Wetnapkin! Yes!. I think Nixon Hellfire beats Pick Beef.
ReplyDeletei think gravel blood may have taken this round. if my name was gravel blood, i wouldn't stop at red meat and bowling, i'd freaking bag me a bear, drive a race car, and invade a fledgling nation. suck it, everyone else!
ReplyDeletewelcome to the fray, moustache warthog. totally goes with your picture. (sorry we missed calvin's birthday.)
Goalie Sanka Palin
ReplyDeletealong with Flack Gobbler and Wrangler Tractor wish this was around before I filled out the birth certificates.
Krinkle Bearcat Palin. And my parents' stuck me with plain old Megan Marie. Where was their imagination?
ReplyDeleteWe've got a big family, so here goes. Mom:Package Wichita, Dad:Block Lionel, Daughters: #1: Moose Roadster, #2: Rock Crane #3: Fog Piles, #4: Slicer Mission.
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ReplyDeleteWait, it gave me a new one: Foot Chassis Palin. Even better.
ReplyDeleteI did some investigation on Kirk's name. No combination of any of Kirk's names gives the name Weaksauce Wetnapkin Palin. We've been had.
ReplyDeleteIt is a little disappointing that the names are not really in line with the wacky, yet not politically motivated names the Palin children actually sport.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that this website might have an ulterior motive, and one that is politically charged at that! I'll look into it. I'd be shocked to find that someone was using the internet for such nefarious purposes.
Rink Asswipe Palin. I believe the middle name is pronounced ozz-wee-pay.
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